Sunday, January 31, 2010

SHiP IT; FLAMES WIN


Rene Bourque before scoring the GWG

YE SHIP IT

Ahh yes. Just what every team needs in the midst of a nine-game losing streak. A home date against the Oilers.


Suddenly, trades! Everywhere!


So long Dion Phan

Who are these mysterious strangers coming from out east? The very men who will lead this team to glorious victory in the very near future.

Lanny's #9 has already been un-retired for Hagman to wear.

Ian White's moustache looks like it came out of my ass earlier this morning (thank you whiskey!).



Matt Stajan's finishing move is the Atomic Leg Drop.



What do these three men have in common? They all play for the Flames! I cannot wait until the first time these three guys play on a line together.

This is like watching a whole new season start. What is going to possibly come of this big trade? How long until Phaneuf explodes in Toronto and we kick ourselves in the ass? When is the right time to start making Phaneuf jokes? Should Sutter apologize for lying to everyone and encouraging them to purchase Phaneuf jerseys? Is Ilya coming to town? How will Calgary do with players that aren't from Alberta? These are the burning questions!


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