January 27
CGY @ DAL
Gametime 6:30pm
Gametime 6:30pm
You look at the Dallas Stars and at first are not that impressed with the team. The are 4-6-0 in their last ten and are a few points out of a playoff spot. You consider that perhaps if they keep a bit of a better streak going for the rest of the season, they might sneak into the 7th or 8th position.
They also have a bullshit cup-winning goal
Then you look at the other side of the scoresheet to see who they are playing tonight. It's the Calgary Flames! Hmm, that's a team from Canada, the media must ponder. If they're from Canada, and there are good players in Canada, then the Canadian team must be good! Well, not so much. The Shames are now a laughable 1-8-1 in their last ten, not to mention they have lost seven in a row up to this contest.
The best part about this game is that its not even on TV, which means even if you wanted to watch it you can't. Because of this fact, the Flames will probably do the ultimate "fuck you" to their fans and make the only game they win this week tonight's contest in Dallas.
Remember this abortion of a logo? Perhaps it is only trumped by the stab in the dark that the Dallas Stars took at an alternative to their classic "Stars" logo. Can't remember it? That's probably because they played like six games wearing this piece of garbage on their jerseys.
If your eyes are bleeding after looking at this POS, I apologize. So you're thinking maybe there isn't that much to hate about the Stars after all. Like the Flames they have one cup, a couple of finals losses, and Tony from Home Hardware designed both of their alternate logos.
The best part about this game is that its not even on TV, which means even if you wanted to watch it you can't. Because of this fact, the Flames will probably do the ultimate "fuck you" to their fans and make the only game they win this week tonight's contest in Dallas.
Remember this abortion of a logo? Perhaps it is only trumped by the stab in the dark that the Dallas Stars took at an alternative to their classic "Stars" logo. Can't remember it? That's probably because they played like six games wearing this piece of garbage on their jerseys.
If your eyes are bleeding after looking at this POS, I apologize. So you're thinking maybe there isn't that much to hate about the Stars after all. Like the Flames they have one cup, a couple of finals losses, and Tony from Home Hardware designed both of their alternate logos.
I am the Special Olympics
(Whats worse: the fact I used this video, or the fact that someone taped it to upload to Youtube in the first place)
There is one thing that all Flames fans should hate about the Stars though. Nothing come to mind? Let me refresh your memory.
Listening to a hockey player talk about wine is about as eloquent as this old gem.
Gametime 6:30pm even though you can't watch it. Doesn't a part of you want to lose every game until Saturday's match against the Oilers?
There is one thing that all Flames fans should hate about the Stars though. Nothing come to mind? Let me refresh your memory.
Listening to a hockey player talk about wine is about as eloquent as this old gem.
Gametime 6:30pm even though you can't watch it. Doesn't a part of you want to lose every game until Saturday's match against the Oilers?
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