WTF

What the fuck.

I'm pretty sure as soon as you name your kid Morpheus, you've set him up to become a drug dealer.

But that is not even the best name in the article. The obvious winner is Ericlindross. Not only because its fucking weird to name your kid after both the first and last name combined of a hockey player, but also because you spelled his name wrong. Lindros. Not Lindross. That reminds me of when I used to look for items on Ebay that were spelled wrong to see if people listed them incorrectly. Like Ignila and Heatly.

I'm gonna name my kid Jarmoeignila.