Friday, September 17, 2010

Haikus

Head coach Brent Sutter
Coaches his teams: "defense first!"
Goals will come later

Ales Kotalik
Headline: "A BROKEN PLAYER"
3mil for two years

Raitis Ivanans
31 year old fighter
What the fuck, Sutter?

Miikka Kiprusoff
Do not bow to false idols
He's the one true God

Flaming horse logo
Let's try to forget that time
Year of the Cowboy

Tampa Bay Lightning
Their alumni now include
Sarich and Feaster

Assistant GM
Will miss $5 footlongs
Only in the States

Olli Jokinen
Scapegoat for last year

Outdoor hockey threads
Designed by Helen Keller
I will still buy one..

Pengrowth Saddledome
Fire shoots out of the roof
Only when they score

2010 Flames
One last shot at redemption
Otherwise, rebuild

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